is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I FOUND THE LEGS
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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