i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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