Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
zippers are such a cool invention
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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