Buhtt sex?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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