need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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