I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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