S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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