Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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