so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I have post one night stand depression
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