Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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