I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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