Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I need you to use more vowels.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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