lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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