what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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