There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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