Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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