I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do vagina's smell?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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