I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.