I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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