so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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