She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I am one with the molecules
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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