glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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