He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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