so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
