so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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