youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Randomize
