bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Itโs a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. Thatโs a game changer.
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