Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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