i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he fucked my hip out of place.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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