is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
and you fell through a lawn chair
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