Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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