Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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