why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
