You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
