He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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