I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
These tits shall not be calmed
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
