i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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