worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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