Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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