i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The feeling are messing with the penis
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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