It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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