Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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