Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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