your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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