which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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