we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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