I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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