I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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