was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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