Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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