Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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