What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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