I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
