he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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