is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Your penis caused this!
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