Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Shame is for Republicans.
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