David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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