so explain again why im purple
no
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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