good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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