no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The Olympian is in my bed
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
